Alright its pancake Tuesday the only day of the year with a foodstuff in it.
So i had better tell ye how ta make some.
250g plain flour
2 x teaspoons baking powder (the wee spoon you use to eat boiled eggs)
Making your Proper Pancakes
Wash your fuckin grubby hands before preparing food.
Alright try not to balls this bit up its not that friggin hard, even so i have numbered the steps so you don't get confused!
1. Add the milk, flour,salt and baking powder to the bowl
2. Blend using an electric blender as whisks are for losers
3. Make a smooth batter
4. Heat a little oil in a large frying pan
5. Using the Ladle add the batter
6. Cook until brown on each side not black, turning them with a fish slice not chucking em round the room.
(black maybe how yer ma made um but its still wrong)
7. Put them on a plate or you will burn your hand
8. Simmer water in pot
9. Put nutella jar in water until contents go runny
10.Pour on the Nutella
Scoff em quick before the sprogs see em.